" MISTAKEN IDENTITY "

I WAS ASKED IN MY LAST COMMENTS TO DO ANOTHER POST TO YOU.

JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS BY ANGELA SO THIS ONE I THOUGHT I WOULD DO.

THIS RHYME I WROTE THE OTHER WEEK HELPING TO PASS THE TIME.

THEN I'D PLACE IT IN MY BOOK BACK HOME WHICH I KEEP OF " MY SIMPLE RHYME".

WELL THE OTHER WEEK AT ROOSTERS HOME I SAW IN ONE OF OUR DRAWERS.

A LOVELY BOUNTY CHOCOLATE BAR HE KNOWS I LOVE THESE AND MORE.

I HAVE TO SAY THIS DRAWER IS WHERE WE KEEP OUR CHOCS AND SNACKS.

IF WE HAVE BEEN OUT SHOPPING THEY GO IN THE DRAWER AT THE BACK.

OH!! I THOUGHT HE'S BOUGHT ME THIS AND FORGOTTEN TO GIVE ME IT SO.

THOUGHT PROBABLY HE WILL GIVE ME IT WHEN HE'S HOME I DIDN'T KNOW.

SO ALL DAY LONG I WAS THINKING I COULD EAT THAT BOUNTY BAR.

OF BEAUTIFUL COCONUT COVERED IN CHOCOLATE IT PRAYED ON MY MIND HA-HA.

YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU LOVE SOMETHING AND YOU KNOW YOU CANNOT TOUCH.

WELL I WOULDN'T TOUCH IT WITHOUT PERMISSION OR YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN AS SUCH.

THE LONGING IT GOT HARDER FOR ME MOUTH WATERING THE DAY PASSED SLOW.

I HAD EATEN IT THREE TIMES ALREADY IN MY THOUGHTS HO-HO - HO-HO.

WELL T/TIME CAME AROUND FRIENDS SO WE ATE AND THEN SETTLED DOWN

I WAS STILL THINKING CHOCOLATE BOUNTY BAR HAD HE BOUGHT IT WHEN HE WENT TO TOWN.

THE DAY BEFORE AND FORGOTTON ABOUT IT SO I ASKED HIM ARE YOU OK!!

HE ANSWERED YES I'M FINE LOVE WHY? I SAID HOWS YOUR MEMORY TODAY.

IT'S A HUNDRED PERCENT AS USUAL WHY ASK ME THAT AND WHAT FOR.?

OH! NOTHING I WAS JUST WONDERING ALL I'M SAYING IS KITCHEN DRAWER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN KITCHEN DRAWER SO I SAID HAVE YOU PUT SOMETHING THERE.

FOR ME YOUV'E GONE AND FORGOTTON ABOUT ALL HE DID WAS LOOK AND STARE.

NOT THAT I KNOW OF HE SAID TO ME WHY WHAT IS IT NOW YOU HAVE SEEN.

WELL IT'S ONE OF MY FAVOURITES A BOUNTY BAR YOU KNOW WHAT YOU BUY KATHLEEN.

I HAVN'T BOUGHT YOU NO BOUNTY BAR I THINK YOU BEST GO LOOK AGAIN.

MY HEART IT SUNK I WAS YEARNING FOR CHOCOLATE FORGETTING ABOUT THE WEIGHT GAIN.

JUST LONGING TO GET MY TEETH INTO IT EIGHT HOURS I HAD WAITED THEN HE.

TELLS ME HE HADN'T BOUGHT ME A BOUNTY BUT MOTHERHEN DIDN'T AGREE..

SO I WENT BACK INTO THE KITCHEN WITH MY SPECKS ON THIS TIME TO LOOK.

HE-HE HA-HA HO-HO FRIENDS I LAUGHTED AT MYSELF TILL I SHOOK.

IN THE MORNING I HAD NO GLASSES ON AND A BOUNTY BAR IT WAS NOT.

BUT A ROLL OF BLUE AND WHITE FREEZER BAGS WAS THE SIGHT THAT I NOW GOT.

FLIP ME I WAS RAVING MAD LET ME TELL YOU MY MOUTH WAS WATERING STILL.

WAITING TO TUCK MY TEETH INTO IT LIKE A PIG WHEN IT'S EATING IT'S SWILL HE-HE.

CAN YOU ALL JUST PICTURE MY FACE FRIENDS DISSAPOINTMENT WAS NOT THE WORD.

THEN AGAIN IT COULD ONLY HAPPEN TO ME AS OFTEN YOU HAVE ALL HEARD.

SO HERE IS A PIC TO SHOW YOU THE DIFFERANCE (NOT MUCH) WHEN YA EYES ARE REAL BAD.

OR ARE YOU ALL THINKING WHAT ROOSTER SAYS AT TIMES THAT I'M SIMPLY MAD. HE-HE

WELL YOUV'E THOUGHT RIGHT YES IT LOOKS LIKE THAT BUT I THINK IT'S EASILY DONE.

AND AT LEAST I GOT A LAUGH FROM IT EVEN IF IT WASN'T MUCH FUN.

A BIT LIKE THE JAR OF VIC I SENT HIM MISTAKEN FOR BOXED LIGHTBULB.

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE FOLKS WHEN MOTHERHENS ROUND NOTHINGS DULL .HE-HE

WELL AFTER I HAD RESISTED TEMPTATION JUST IMAGINE EIGHT HOURS ALL THAT TIME.

ROOSTER SHOT OFF TO THE SHOP FOR ONE THINK HE THOUGHT HIS LIFE ON THE LINE HEEEEEEEEE!!!!

SO I SAT WELL BACK AND DEVOURED IT YUMMY YUMMY IT WENT DOWN A TREAT.

THEN I SAT AND WROTE TO SANTA MY LIST OF GIFTS NICE AND NEAT.

I ASKED HIM HE IF HE WOULD BRING ME THREE THINGS I REALY NEED.

A NEW SET OF EYES A PAIR OF NEW EARS AND A BRAIN YES I KNOW YOUV'E AGREED HEEEEEE.

WELL THATS MY LAST LAUGH TO YOU ALL THIS YEAR SO HAVE A FANTASTIC TIME.


"MERRY CHRISTMAS" AND " ALL THE BEST" TO YOU ALL FROM

KATH AND "MY SIMPLE RHYMES".

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!