THIS POSTING TODAY IS FOR ANGIE......"CAN YOU HEAR ME AT THE BACK".....
YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LEAFLETS WE GET THROUGH OUR DOORS I GET A FLIPPING STACK.
NOSH POSH,ABDULA'S,THE EASTERN PROMISE,CURRY HOUSE,FOUR SEASONS AND MORE.
THE WOK,PIPING PIZZA'S.FLIP ME EVERY DAY THERE LITTERED THERE ON MY PORCH FLOOR.
NOT FORGETTING THE CHARITY BAGS I MUST GET A DOZEN A DAY.
HEART RESEARCH,OXFAM ETC RIGHT NOW MY LETTER BOX IS IN A BAD WAY.
I'M SUPRIZED IT HAS ANY HINGES LEFT ON IT THEY LIFT IT FROM MORNING TILL NIGHT.
I'M SICK TO DEATH OF GOING INTO MY PORCH TO PICK THEM ALL UP THERE A SIGHT.
THE INNER DOOR TO MY PORCH IS GLASS AND EACH TIME I WALK PAST I SEE.
ANOTHER GREAT PILE OF BLOODY JUNK MAIL FOR MONTHS IT'S BEEN BUGGING ME.
I'M NOT KIDDING YOU I COULD PAPER EACH SIDE OF ADRIANS WALL WITH THEM ALL.
NO WONDER THEY SAY WITHIN EACH SIX FEET OF US THERE IS A RAT LARGE OR SMALL.
ALL THESE FLIPPING NOSH HOUSES THE CHAIN OF THEM GETS MORE AND MORE.
AND ALL OF THE FOOD FROM THEM SOME PEOPLE DROP WHEN THERE FULL UP STRAIGHT ONTO THE FLOOR.
WELL LAST WEEK BEFORE YOUR POSTING ANGIE I HAD DECIDED TO DO.
INSTEAD OF MY WELCOME SIGN HUNG OURSIDE IV'E STARTED TO MAKE SOMETHING NEW.
YES A SIGN AND I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE IT'S SEEN WHEN ANYONE COMES TO MY DOOR.
NO LEAFLETS THANKYOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR JUNK HOME AND DON'T LITTER MY PORCH FLOOR.
IT'S GOING IN THE GROUND NEXT TO MY PORCH AND I'M HOPING IT DOES THE TRICK.
IF NOT FOR SOME EXERSICE I'M GOING TO WALK TO EACH ONE AND I'M GOING TO STICK.
THEM ALL ON THERE COUNTERS INSIDE THE SHOP WITH A PIECE OF MOTHERHENS MIND.
TELLING THEM IF I GET ANY MORE I'LL PAY MY GRANDSON I'M KIND.
TO POST A LARGE PILE BACK ONTO THERE FLOOR THROUGH THERE FLIPPING LETTER BOX.
WITH A NOTE TO ABDULA SAYING YOUR TURN TODAY TO HAVE YOUR ENTRANCE DOOR BLOCKED.
MY GRANDSON WILL HAVE TO FIT HIS TRAILER BECAUSE THERES TOO MANY FOR THE CAR.
AND THE MOST ANNOYING PART I FIND IS THIS..... THE NOSH HOUSES.... ARN'T VERY FAR.
FROM ONE ANOTHER THERE EVERY TWO STRIDES WHAT DO THE COUNCIL THINK OF.
WHEN GRANTING PERMISSION TO OPEN THEM ALL THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN IT'S A COB.
YES THERE LOAF OF BREAD MUST BE MINUS THE YEAST IT NEVER RISES TO THINK.
NOT JUST ABOUT THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THEM BUT ALSO THE FLIPPING STINK.
THEY GIVE OFF WHEN THEY ARE COOKING THIS SHIT IT'S DISGUSTING IT MAKES YOU WRENCH.
I'D LOVE TO BE ABLE TO GATHER THE COUNCILLORS AND SIT THEM ALL ON A BENCH.
LET THEM SMELL THE STENCH OF IT ALL AND GET JUNK MAIL I'M SURE THEY'D SOON CHANGE THERE MINDS.
AND PUT AN END TO IT ALL FOR GOOD I THINK I MIGHT SEND THEM THIS RHYME.... HEEEEEEEE...
SO YES MY FRIEND ANGIE THERE IS FAR TOO MUCH AND LITTER DROPPING IS A CRIME.
I'M SICK OF IT ALL BEING DROPPED THROUGH MY DOOR WROTE HERE IN "MY SIMPLE RHYME"
10 comments:
Very well said Kath ,and when if you are buying a magazine or TV programe mag ,I always give them a little shake ,to release all the extra bumf that is put into them ,at least all the election stuff has stopped now ...love Jan xx
YOU ARE SO CLEVER!! LOL..THANKS FOR THE GIGGLE THIS MORNING..
Hi Kath...I couldn't agree with you more...we here in USA have the same problem...not so much left on doorstep but in any piece of mail we receive (except personal mail of course) there are three to five pieces of "junk" with our statement!!! someone said to put it all back into the envelope when you send your payment...LOL...I just might try that LOLOL...and all we hear is "recycle" and don't use so much paper products!!! sheesh...LOL....well we have vented you and I...I feel better already LOLOL....love and hugs from Ora in KY
Tha's eight Kath, tha duz reet, sending them back to senders in turn. I'd send them week by week so they'd be sure to get a really good choice. For goodness' sake, can't people use a phone book these days?
Doesn't even stop at the fast foods either. Buildders, double glazers, roofers. I have a theory that thery do it because lots of us have twigged how to barr cold and junk mail at the pocallers on the phone
It is something we all complain about for sure! They talk about the waste of trees and making paper...these places need to go green and save a few trees for sure. I also get catalogs in the mail from places I've never shopped. It is fun looking through then some times but really I'd never buy anything. Good luck with your sign. You'll have to let us know how it works out.
AN OLD BUDDY OF MINE HAD A HABIT OF SAYING, 'SUCH IS LIFE'. sam
Oh Kath, you do make me laugh. I reckon I could paper my walls with them too, and charity bags . . . I'd have to walk around naked for ten years were I to keep em all happy and filled with clothes! I wonder if I put a few bags around of my own would I get any joy? Probably not. I need to ask Angie how to bar cold callers on the phone. They are the biggest nuisance! I do not want double glazing, a new roof, a new drive and my debt problems fixed thankyou very much, no matter how many times you call thanks! My mother gets very upset coz over there in Canada it is charities calling wanting you to give them donations every second day. I told her mom, just tell them you aren't interested and hang up, you don't owe them any explanation. The longer they can keep you on the telephone the more liklihood it is that you will cave in and send them some money. It's a racket! Getting off my soap box now. I do love the entertaining spin you put on everything. You are a real treasure! xxoo
Kath I am sure Angie will love this one I alway marvel at how clever you are with your Rhymes ~ I really enjoyed the read ~
I have been advised to put all the junk mail back in the post and return to sender ~ I wonder if that will stop them sending out so many unwanted junk letters ~ Ally x
That was a great rant Kath! Sooooo funny! lol
I agree whole heartedly with you. I am fed up to my eyes teeth of junk mail and the likes.
Like Jan I so hate the junk mail in the newspaper magazines.
Come to think of it... even 'The Reader's Digest' has more bumf and junk adverts in it than real substance these days.
There! I've had a rant too. hahahaha!
Hugs to you...
Jeanie xxxxxx
Kath...this is Ora...it is Tuesday...and where are you??? probably out in that pretty back yard relaxing??? hoope all is well your way...we are fine..pool open for business..grands are happy...planted a few more flowers...now for a shower...too dirty to get into the pool!!!! LOL...hugs to ya ... Ora in KY
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