" RESULTS AND DENTIST ".

WELL THURSDAY IT WENT OK FOLKS I WENT TO THE DENTIST ON TIME.

SAT IN THE CHAIR AND HE EXPLAINED WHAT TODAY HE WOULD DO I FELT FINE.

HE TOLD ME ON SECOND SIGHTINGS HE HAD DISCOVERED THAT I.

HAD TWO LOWER TEETH HE COULD SAVE THIS WAS GOOD AND THIS IS THE REASON WHY.

HE SAID IF HE LEFT THESE TWO TEETH IN THEY WOULD HELP ME WITH THE GRIP.

OF THE NEW SET OF LOWER DENTURES AND HE DIDN'T THINK THEY WOULD SLIP.

SO I WAS DELIGHTED AT THAT NEWS YES ONLY TWO TEETH I KNOW.

BUT I FELT VERY HAPPY WHEN HE SAID THIS BUT ONE WANTS A FILLING AND SO.

I SAID GET IT DONE PLEASE QUICKLY IT'S ANOTHER JOB OUT OF THE WAY.

SO HE SET ABOUT WITH INJECTIONS DOWN MY LOWER JAW LET ME SAY ..

I DIDN'T EXPECT TO FEEL ANYTHING THOUGH THE GUM THERE SOMETIMES FEELS RAW.

VERY TENDER AT TIMES BUT THEN FELT THE NEEDLE GO RIGHT DOWN MY JAW.

BUT SOONER OR LATER ALL WILL BE FINISHED NO MORE OF MY GUMS TO FREEZE.

NO MORE PAIN AND NO MORE GUM ACHE I WILL THEN BE SO PLEASED.

SO I LEFT THE DENTIST A LITTLE TIRED AND WENT HOME AND HAD A LIE DOWN.

I SLEPT TWO HOURS AND WHEN I WOKE THE NUMBNESS HAD GONE IT WAS SOUND.

MY NEXT APPOINTMENTS TO LOOK AT THE COLOURS AND CHOOSE ONE WHICH I LIKE.

I KNOW WHAT COLOUR I WANT THE DENTURES AND IT'S NOT THE BRILLIANT WHITE.

EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE HAVING OF LATE THEY LOOK TOO FALSE TO ME.

SO I AM CHOOSING AN OFF WHITE COLOUR NO NOT.... RED WHITE AND BLUE.... HE-HEEEEE.

EVEN THE DENTIST AGREED WITH ME BRILLIANT WHITE LIKE THEY HAVE IS THE RAGE.

COSMETICLEY AND HE SAID THE SAME THEY REALY DON'T GO WITH THERE AGE.

WELL THEN CAME FRIDAY MORNING A BIT NERVOUS I WAS FRIDAY.

COULDN'T WAIT FOR MY ROOSTER TO COME AND TAKE ME DOWN THE DOCTORS WAY.

I ARRIVED TO A VERY FULL WAITING ROOM BUT TOOK MY BOOK JUST IN CASE.

THEN I COULD GET MY HEAD INTO IT INSTEAD OF SHOWING MY FACE.

KNOWING THAT IF SOMEONE SPOKE TO ME I WOULD HAVE TO SHOW ALL MY GAPS.

AND THEN I WOULD FEEL SO EMBARRASSED COS IT'S KNOCKED MY CONFIDANCE BACK.

MY NAME WAS CALLED AND I WENT IN SHAKING WONDERING WHAT WOULD BE SAID.

FEELING A LITTLE DIZZY AND I HAD A SPLITTING HEAD.

I THINK BECAUSE OF ALL THE STRESS AND WORRY I'D HAD ALL OF THIS WEEK.

HE TOLD ME MY RESULTS WERE BAD AND THE SPIROMETER READING WAS BLEAK...

HE SAID MY LUNGS WERE IN PRETTY BAD STATE AND HE NEEDED SOME MORE TESTS NOW.

WAS I GOING TO GO AHEAD AND HAVE THESE DONE I SAID YES I DIDN'T SEE HOW.

I COULD REFUSE I WOULD RATHER GET WELL BUT I DID SAY TO HIM THAT WHEN.

I WENT FOR THIS TEST I THOUGHT I HAD FLU AND A VERY BAD COLD MOTHERHEN.

I'D DEVELOPED THIS IN BETWEEN THE DOCS APPOINTMENT AND TEST WHICH I HAD.

AND THROUGHOUT THE NEW YEAR WHEN I WENT THERE I WAS FEELING SICK AND BAD.

WITH THIS HE SAID WELL WE'LL HAVE ANOTHER SPIROMETER DONE THEN AGAIN .

FOLLOWED BY THE NEW TESTS AND SEE WHAT RESULTS WE GET NOW YOUV'E NO PAIN.

HE RANG THE HOSPITAL BOOKED ME IN FOR MONDAY (TOMORROW) MORNING AT NINE.

SO ANOTHER WAITING GAME NOW FOR ME AND I'M WORRIED NOT FEELING FINE.

TRYING MY BEST TO FORGET ABOUT IT BUT WITH TEETH AND THIS IT'S A LOT.

TO TAKE IN AT ONCE NO WONDER SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I'VE LOST MY PLOT.

ANYWAY I HAVE HAD A LOVELY WEEKEND THE ROOSTER HE TOOK ME OUT.

I SPENT A FORTUNE ON MYSELF FOR A CHANGE SO I FEEL BETTER NOW.

I NEVER GO OUT MUCH OR TREAT MYSELF WELL I THOUGHT IT'S TIME YOU DID.

SO MY BANK ACCOUNT THIS WEEKS HAD A KICK IN THE BACKSIDE OF QUITE A FEW QUID

HEEEEE.

WELL FRIENDS THANKYOU FOR ALL YOUR COMMENTS NOW IT'S BACK TO HAVING A LAUGH.

I'M GOING TO FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING THIS SILLY OLD LAUGHING KATH.

ROOSTERS GONE HOME NOW SO I'M SAT SEWING SOME NEW CURTAINS AHEAD FOR SPRINGTIME..

I'LL BE BACK SOON WITH ANOTHER POSTING YES ONE OF "MY SIMPLE RHYMES"