" 4 WEEKS HARD WORK AND STILL CLUCKING "

HELLO AGAIN I'M STILL CLUCKING AND SETTLING IN HERE AT LAST.

I'VE BEEN STRUTTING IN MY NEW HEN PEN AND THE TIME IT HAS GONE SO FAST.

I HAVE DONE SUCH A LOT OF HEN PECKING TO GET IT ALL DONE AND PUT RIGHT.

WELL I HAD TO HEN PECK SOMEONE AND IT'S BEEN ANYONE IN SIGHT.(HE-HE).

MOTHERHENS FLAPPED HER WINGS ALL OVER IN EVERY PLACE I COULD SEE.

PAINTING AND PAPERING STRIPPING OFF WALPAPER FILLING ALL HOLES UP THATS ME.

STITCHING AND SEWING FOR WINDOWS MEASURING THIS AND THAT.

STARTING AT FIVE IN THE MORNING TILL MIDNIGHT NO TIME FOR CHAT.

THE SUN IT HAS SHONE AND THIS PICTURE IS MY VIEW AS I WAKE EACH MORN .

A LOVELY SKYLINE OF TREES ON HORIZON IT'S BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAWN.

CROCUS AND DAFFODIL ALL IN ROWS HERE AND THERE WHAT A SIGHT .

SPRING HAS SPRUNG I SAY TO MYSELF WHEN THE GRASS CUT ALL WILL BE RIGHT.

PEACE AND QUIET TRANQUILITY PICTURESCUE AT THE BACK OF ME TOO.

TREES STAND TALL AND MORE GREENERY FROM MY KITCHEN AS I LOOK THROUGH.

THE LOCAL AUTHORITY DO ALL THE GREENLAND THE WEEDING AND CUTTING OF GRASS.

BUT ROOSTER IS GOING TO LAY ME SOME FLAGSTONES TO PLEASE THIS YORKSHIRE LASS.

JUST UNDER MY WINDOWS TO WALK ON PLACE TUBS THERE FILLED UP WITH PLANTS.

BECAUSE YOU WELL KNOW MOTHERHEN LOVES HER FLOWERS AND IF NONE AT ALL THEN SHE RANTS.

AT LEAST I WON'T HAVE THAT GUY LIKE BEFORE PEERING FROM OVER THE WALL.

I'TS LOVELY AND PRIVATE AND OPEN PLAN WITH NO WALLS TO BOTHER ME AT ALL.

I FEEL SO FREE AGAIN NOT HEMMED IN NO DIGGING AND KILLING MYSELF.

TAKING LIFE EASY FOR ONCE IS MY PLAN AND HOPING THEN BETTER IN HEALTH.

IV'E PRAYED FOR YOU ALL TO KEEP WELL WHILST AWAY AND NAGGED AOL TILL I'M BLUE.

TO GET BACK ONLINE SO I COULD ONCE MORE POP ROUND TO VISIT ALL YOU.

IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK BUT IV'E STILL LOTS TO DO SO MY POSTS WILL BE SCANTY FOR NOW.

WHEN I AM MORE SORTED AND ORGANISED I'LL BE BACK IN THE SWING SOMEHOW.

MY POOTER IT NEEDED WIPING SO SON DID THIS FOR ME ONE DAY .

THEN AOL THEY FINALLY WOKE UP AND MOTHERHEN SHE CLUCKED HOORAY!!!!

THEN I REMEMBERED WHEN I'D CLOSED DOWN AND SON WIPED MY POOTER TOO.

IN NOTEBOOK ADDRESSES FOR AILEEN AND CARLENE SO SORRY I COULDN'T WRITE TO YOU .

SO IF YOU COULD SEND IT TO ME AGAIN IN AN E. MAIL THIS WEEK THEN RIGHT .

I'LL GET YOU ONE OFF IN MY EASTER CARDS IT WILL SOON BE IN YOUR SIGHT.

NOW I STILL HAVE LOTS TO DOWNLOAD TILL EVERYTHINGS BACK ON HERE NOW.

ALL MY PROGRAMS ETC AND GADGETS TO PUT BACK I'LL GET THERE WITH TIME SOMEHOW.

MY CAMERA IS CHARGED IV'E BEEN OUT TO SNAP SO NOW I HOPE TO SHOW YOU.

A COUPLE FROM MY FRONT WINDOW OF THE GREENERY IN MY VIEW.

HELLO AGAIN I'M STILL CLUCKING AND SETTLING IN HERE AT LAST.

I'VE BEEN STRUTTING IN MY NEW HEN PEN AND THE TIME IT HAS GONE SO FAST.

I HAVE DONE SUCH A LOT OF HEN PECKING TO GET IT ALL DONE AND PUT RIGHT.

WELL I HAD TO HEN PECK SOMEONE AND IT'S BEEN ANYONE IN SIGHT.(HE-HE).

MOTHERHENS FLAPPED HER WINGS ALL OVER IN EVERY PLACE I COULD SEE.

PAINTING AND PAPERING STRIPPING OFF WALPAPER FILLING ALL HOLES UP THATS ME.

STITCHING AND SEWING FOR WINDOWS MEASURING THIS AND THAT.

STARTING AT FIVE IN THE MORNING TILL MIDNIGHT NO TIME FOR CHAT.

THE SUN IT HAS SHONE AND THIS PICTURE IS MY VIEW AS I WAKE EACH MORN .

A LOVELY SKYLINE OF TREES ON HORIZON IT'S BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAWN.

CROCUS AND DAFFODIL ALL IN ROWS HERE AND THERE WHAT A SIGHT .

SPRING HAS SPRUNG I SAY TO MYSELF WHEN THE GRASS CUT ALL WILL BE RIGHT.

PEACE AND QUIET TRANQUILITY PICTURESCUE AT THE BACK OF ME TOO.

TREES STAND TALL AND MORE GREENERY FROM MY KITCHEN AS I LOOK THROUGH.

THE LOCAL AUTHORITY DO ALL THE GREENLAND THE WEEDING AND CUTTING OF GRASS.

BUT ROOSTER IS GOING TO LAY ME SOME FLAGSTONES TO PLEASE THIS YORKSHIRE LASS.

JUST UNDER MY WINDOWS TO WALK ON PLACE TUBS THERE FILLED UP WITH PLANTS.

BECAUSE YOU WELL KNOW MOTHERHEN LOVES HER FLOWERS AND IF NONE AT ALL THEN SHE RANTS.

AT LEAST I WON'T HAVE THAT GUY LIKE BEFORE PEERING FROM OVER THE WALL.

I'TS LOVELY AND PRIVATE AND OPEN PLAN WITH NO WALLS TO BOTHER ME AT ALL.

I FEEL SO FREE AGAIN NOT HEMMED IN NO DIGGING AND KILLING MYSELF.

TAKING LIFE EASY FOR ONCE IS MY PLAN AND HOPING THEN BETTER IN HEALTH.

IV'E PRAYED FOR YOU ALL TO KEEP WELL WHILST AWAY AND NAGGED AOL TILL I'M BLUE.

TO GET BACK ONLINE SO I COULD ONCE MORE POP ROUND TO VISIT ALL YOU.

IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK BUT IV'E STILL LOTS TO DO SO MY POSTS WILL BE SCANTY FOR NOW.

WHEN I AM MORE SORTED AND ORGANISED I'LL BE BACK IN THE SWING SOMEHOW.

MY POOTER IT NEEDED WIPING SO SON DID THIS FOR ME ONE DAY .

THEN AOL THEY FINALLY WOKE UP AND MOTHERHEN SHE CLUCKED HOORAY!!!!

THEN I REMEMBERED WHEN I'D CLOSED DOWN AND SON WIPED MY POOTER TOO.

IN NOTEBOOK ADDRESSES FOR AILEEN AND CARLENE SO SORRY I COULDN'T WRITE TO YOU .

SO IF YOU COULD SEND IT TO ME AGAIN IN AN E. MAIL THIS WEEK THEN RIGHT .

I'LL GET YOU ONE OFF IN MY EASTER CARDS IT WILL SOON BE IN YOUR SIGHT.

NOW I STILL HAVE LOTS TO DOWNLOAD TILL EVERYTHINGS BACK ON HERE NOW.

ALL MY PROGRAMS ETC AND GADGETS TO PUT BACK I'LL GET THERE WITH TIME SOMEHOW.

MY CAMERA IS CHARGED IV'E BEEN OUT TO SNAP SO NOW I HOPE TO SHOW YOU.

A COUPLE FROM MY FRONT WINDOW OF THE GREENERY IN MY VIEW.



I'LL SHOW YOU SOME OF THE INSIDE SOON I JUST NEEDED TO KNOW FIRST IF I .

REMEBERED HOW TO INSERT PICS ON BLOGGER BUT COULDN'T HOWEVER I TRIED.

SO WHEN YOU READ THIS IF THERE MISSING I'M SORRY LETS HOPE THAT NEXT TIME.

MOTHERHEN GETS IT RIGHT AND THERE SHOWING THEN I'M SURE THAT I WILL BE FINE.

OH I FORGOT TO MENTION ABOUT THE DAY I MOVED IN.

THE COUNCIL CAME ROUND AND THEY FENCED THE FRONT AND IT BROUGHT TO MY FACE A GRIN.

AS I FEEL MORE SECURE NOW AND ALSO THERES MORE TO COME THEY TOLD KATH.

THEY ARE FENCING THE SIDE AND THE BACK TOO AND A GATE AT THE END OF MY PATH.

BY THE WAY IF YOU ALL REMEMBER I DIDN'T ONLY MOVE HOME.

BUT I ALSO HAD MY NOSHERS OUT WHICH MADE ME WAIL AND MOAN.

REMEMBER THE EXTRACTIONS WENT WELL AND THEN IT CAME OH YES!!

SWOLLEN GUMS AND ULCERS ALL MY MOUTH WAS IN A REAL MESS.

IN TIME THE TEETH THEY WERE FITTED AND YES I THOUGHT THEY WERE GREAT.

A NICE NEW HOME NICE NEW NOSHERS AND NOW LOST LOTS OF WEIGHT.

NO I HADN'T BEEN SLIMMING FRIENDS THE NOSHERS THEY JUST WOULDN'T EAT.

THEY LOOK NICE AND SIT THERE FOREVER UNTIL IT COMES TO A TREAT.

SO I FLAPPED OFF TO THE PHARMACY AND BOUGHT MYSELF SOME GLUE.

FIXODENT THE DENTIST SAID IY'S JUST THE JOB FOR YOU.

I FOLLOWED ALL THE INSTRUCTIONS THEN SAT DOWN FOR MY LUNCH.

COULDN'T WAIT FOR A SLAP UP MEAL PORK CHOP - DESERT CUSTARD AND CRUNCH.

FIRST BITE OF THE PORK CHOP WELL THE DENTURES THEY JUST DROPPED OUT.

INTO MY MASHED POTATOE AND LOVELY FRESH GREEN SPROUT.

BLOODY HELL I HOLLOWED THIS GLUE IS USELESS IT'S JUST A WASTE OF SPACE.

THE DENTURES WERE FULL OF MASH ALL OVER BUT ON THEM NO-NO TRACE .

OF BLOODY FIXODENT THAT I'D BOUGHT THAT WAS ALL IN MY MOUTH .

LUMPS OF FLIPPING PINK STUFF NORTH EAST WEST AND SOUTH.

EVERYWHERE I COULD FEEL IT BUT WHERE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN.

ON THE DENTURES WHERE I HAD PUT IT BUT OH NO GLUE TO BE SEEN.

SO OFF I FLAPPED ONCE AGAIN TO THE CHEMIST THIS TIME TO BUY SOME MORE.

POLYGRIP I READ ON A LEAFLET THAT CAME ONE DAY THROUGH MY DOOR.

FLAVOUR FREE AS WELL THANK GOODNESS THE FIXODENT IT WAS YUCK.

THIS BETTER WORK I TOLD THE LADY IT'S COSTING ME A FEW BUCK.

CLEANED ALL THE NOSHERS ONCE AGAIN DID EVERYTHING THAT IT SAID.

THINKING I BET MY PORK CHOP IS NOW LIKE A LUMP OF LEAD.

BY THIS TIME I HAD TO WARM UP MY MEAL UP TO EAT IT IN MICROWAVE.

HOPING THE NOSHERS WOULD EAT THIS TIME WITHOUT A RANT AND A RAVE.

I SAT DOWN AND I WAS STARVING HEY!! PRESTO IT TASTED GOOD.

THE MASH IT TASTED WONDERFUL BUT THE PORK CHOP WAS HARD AS WOOD.

THE NOSHERS THEY STARTED MOVING FROM SIDE TO SIDE THEY WENT .

THE BOTTOM SET THEY LIFTED UP AND THEN THEY VERY KINDLY SENT.

A PIECE OF CHOP TO MY UPPER MOUTH UNDER THE DENTURES THERE.

TEMPER ROSE IT FELT LIKE A BRICK AND THE PAIN WAS HARD TO BARE.

SALIVA WAS DRIBBLING DOWN OUT OF MY MOUTH ALL OVER MY LUNCH AND PLATE.

WORLD WAR THREE WAS IN MY MOUTH I THOUGHT OH!! THIS IS GREAT.

THE TOP SET AT THE BOTTOM AND THE BOTTOM SET AT THE TOP.

MINGLED IN WITH POLYGRIP AND BITS OF BLOODY PORK CHOP.

NUMBER 21 CAME TO MIND IT HIT ME LIKE A FLASH.

SUPPOSED TO BE LUCKY FOR ME I SAID I CARN'T EVEN EAT SOME MASH.

SO NOW MOTHERHEN IS BACK ON THE SLOP THE NOSHERS WON'T EAT AT ALL.

AND I COULDN'T EVEN TAKE UP THE INVITE TO A MEAL AT THE MOTHERS DAY BALL.

APPOINTMENT COMING UP SOON FOR THE DENTIST TO TELL HIM ALL ABOUT THIS.

LETS HOPE IF HE MAKES A NEW SET THAT FIT OH WON'T THAT JUST BE BLISS.

I HAVE PERSEVERED AND STUCK AT IT TRIED EVERYTHING I CAN .

WHEN THE NEW SET EATS THEN THIS BLOODY SET IS GOING DOWN THE TOILET PAN HE-HE.

WELL THATS IF THEY DON'T GO THERE FIRST BEFORE THERE FLIPPING TIME.

AND THATS YA LOT FOR TODAY FOLKS I'M ENDING "MY SIMPLE RHYME " HE-HE.

PS.............

SO HANG ON TO YOUR OWN TEETH FRIENDS I DON'T CARE WHAT ONE SAYS.

THEY ARE BETTER THAN ANY DENTURES I MISS THOSE " HAPPY DAYS ".

WHEN I COULD EAT WHAT I WANTED WITH NO TROUBLE AT ALL.

AND GO OUT FEELING CONFIDENT TOO TO THE MOTHERS DAY BALL.

SORRY ABOUT TODAYS ENTRY WHERE IT WENT I DO NOT KNOW SO IV'E DONE IT AGAIN THIS

AFTERNOON AM I BRAIN DEAD OR WHAT HEEEEEE!!

BYEEEE

EEEEEEEE FOR NOW LUV YA LOTS. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX