"I WOKE UP THIS MORNING"

I WOKE UP TO SNOW THIS MORNING AND TWAS FREEZING TO STRIP FOR MY BATH.

MY NIPPLES WERE LIKE CHAPEL HAT PEGS IT'S NOT FUNNY GALS PLEASE DON'T LAUGH.

MY POOR FEET THEY FE LT LIKE TWO BLOCKS OF ICE AS I'M SORTING MY DAILY WEAR.

TODAY I WAS SEARCHING FOR OPAQUE BLACK TIGHTS I KNEW I HAD PUT THEM SOMEWHERE.

I WALKED TOO AND FRO FROM THE BATHROOM WONDERING DO I GET DRESSED .

OH! YES I THINK I HAD BETTER IF SOMEONE CALLS I'M SUCH A MESS.

IN MY NIGHTGOWN AND ROOSTERS RUGBY SOCKS WITH A BIG CABLE JUMPER ON TOP.

ALL THIS GEAR WE HAVE TO PUT ON WHEN IT'S COLD TRYING LARGE BILLS TO STOP.

COME ON FOLKS BE HONEST I'M SURE THAT YOU HAVE ALL WORE A JUMPER THE SAME.

WELL I'M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT THAT I DO AND I BET ALL OF YOU DON'T BLAME .

ME FOR WRAPPING UP IN ALL THIS CLOBBER YOU SEE MY SOFT SOCKS WERE NOT DRY.

THATS WHEN I SAW ROOSTERS RUGBY SOCKS OUT THE CORNER OF MY EYE. HE-HE

WHOO- HOO THEY WERE JUST THE JOB FOLKS ALMOST CAME UP TO MY CRUTCH.

HE-HE I LIKE THESE I THOUGHT TO MYSELF AND BLACK AND WHITE I LOVE SO MUCH.

YES THEY LOOKED QUITE FASHIONABLE I MUST ADMIT WITH BLACK CABLE SWEATER TO MATCH .

OVER MY LONG BLACK NIGHTDRESS AND MY EAR MUFFS WITH VELCRO CATCH . HE-HE.

YOU SEE I LIKE TO AIR MY CLOTHES WELL FOR A DAY OR TWO AND SO.

MY SPARE DRESSING GOWN AND NIGHTWARE AND BEDSOCKS WERE NOT AIRED OFF OH NO !!.

WELL ANYWAY CLOBBER DISGARDED I JUMPED IN THE RED HOT BATH.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A HEN IN WATER WITH CHAPEL HAT PEGS IT'S A RIGHT LAUGH.

AT LEAST I CAN HANG MY FACECLOTH ON THEM SO IT DON'T WANDER AND ROAM.

OR MY SOAP ON A ROPE SO I DON'T LOSE IT AMONGST ALL THE BUBBLES AND FOAM.

MY BODY FEELS GOOD IN HOT WATER AS I SOAK AND RELAX ON MY BACK.

SMOTHERED ALL OVER MY FACE AS WELL A VERY MUDDY FACE PACK. HE-HE.

I FELT I WANTED TO STAY HERE BUT THE WATER WAS GETTING QUITE COLD.

WHEN I GOT OUT I WAS FREEZING AGAIN ALL WRINCKLED FROM SOAKING NOT OLD.

ISN'T IT JUST SO ANNOYING WE HAVE TO WRAP UP LIKE THIS.

BECAUSE OUR ENERGY BILLS GET HIGHER I'M MORE NOWADAYS LIKE A FISH.

THAN AN OLD MOTHERHEN I TELL YOU IT SEEMS IT'S THE ONLY PLACE .

A HOT BATH WHERE I FEEL SO COSY AND WARM I THINK IT IS SUCH A DISGRACE.

SO I'LL HAVE TO PUT UP WITH CHAPEL HAT PEGS AND RUGBY SOCKS AND THE LIKE.

OR MAYBE WITHHOLD MY DIRECT DEBITS FOR MY BILLS AND GO ON STRIKE.

DO YOU THINK IF I SENT THEM A PICTURE TO SHOW WHAT MOTHERHEN HAS TO DO .

THEY'D HAVE A BIT OF COMPASSION NO PROBABLY SAY FASHION GURU. HE-HE.

SO ALL OF YOU OUT THERE WHO FEEL THE COLD WRAP UP AND KEEP WARM TILL SPRINGTIME.

GET OUT YOUR CLOBBER LIKE OLD MOTHERHEN HERE IN

"MY SIMPLE RHYME "

HE-HE.

I SHALL BE AWAY FROM FRIDAY NOW FOR ANOTHER WEEK.
SO SORRY I SHALL NOT BE HERE TO COMMENT IN YOUR BLOGS.
ALL TRY STAY WARM LIKE MOTHERHEN .
LOVE YA ALL TAKE CARE GOD BLESS .
BYE FOR NOW!! XX

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