"CAN YOU HELP ME PLEASE "

CAN ANYBODY HELP ME PLEASE I NEED A PROBLEM SOLVED.

I CANNOT REST OR SLEEP PROPERLY UNTIL IT IS RESOLVED.

FOR THE LAST FEW WEEKS ON AND OFF IV'E WOKE UP DURING THE NIGHT.

AROUND 3AM BY MY BED TREMBLING WHICH AT FIRST DID GIVE ME A FRIGHT.

I LAID THERE WONDERING WHAT IT WAS AN EARTH TREMORS WHAT I THOUGHT.

ALL WAS VERY SILENT OUTSIDE AND I WAS FEELING DISTRAUT.

I LOOKED DOWNSTAIRS THERE WAS NOTHING ABOUT SO I GOT BACK INTO MY BED.

FELL BACK TO SLEEP QUITE QUICKLY AS I RESTED MY WEARY HEAD.

IT FEELS LIKE A HEAVY VEHICLE OUTSIDE MY HOME YOU KNOW REVVING UP.

OR MAYBE ON MY DRIVE BUT NO SIDE WINDOW UPSTAIRS SO CARN'T LOOK.

I WASN'T RISKING GOING OUT TO HAVE A LOOK ON THE SIDE DRIVE.

OR IF SOMEONE WAS HANGING AROUND WHO KNOW'S I MIGHT NOT BE ALIVE.

ANOTHER THING I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE WAS MY NEIGHBOUR WASHING HER CLOTHES.

ON A TIME SWITCH DURING THE NIGHT MAYBE TO CUT EXPENCES WHO KNOWS.

THERE WAS A PROGRAM ON THE TV TELLING PEOPLE TO DO THIS AT NIGHT .

ELECTRICITY CHEAPER AT THIS TIME IT SEEMS SO SOME ARE DOING IT RIGHT.

I DON'T AGREE WITH IT PERSONALLY BUT IT DOES GIVE OUT THAT SOUND.

BUT WHEN IT MAKES MY BED MOVE AND SHAKE MY HEART IT DON'T HALF POUND.

WELL I ASKED MY NEIGHBOUR AND SHE SAID NO SO THAT WAS CROSSED OFF MY LIST.

AND NO I HADN'T BEEN DRINKING SO I KNOW I WASN'T P=====. HE-HE .

IT'S BEEN GOING ON NOW FOR WEEKS AS I SAID ODD NIGHTS BUT WHEN IT DOES.

IT MAKES ME ANGRY WHEN IT WAKES ME AND DOESN'T GIVE ME A BUZZ.

MY FLOORBOARDS ARE VERY STURDY YET STILL THEY SEEM TO SHAKE.

THE BED FROM SIDE TO SIDE OH GOODNESS MY BREATH SOMETIMES IT TAKES.

I CANNOT THINK WHAT IT CAN BE HAVE YOU FRIENDS GOT ANY IDEAS.

AS IV'E THOUGHT AND THOUGHT AND I'M GETTING TIRED OUT LAST NIGHT IT BROUGHT ON TEARS.

I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AT 3AM AND MADE A DRINK FOR MYSELF .

A NICE CUP OF COFFEE AND TOOK A TABLET FROM OUT OF MY BOX ON THE SHELF.

WHEN I RETURNED TO MY BED ALL WAS WELL BUT IT WAS LATE THEN WHEN I WOKE.

AND I LIKE ROUTINE AND LOVE TO BE UP EARLY SO IT'S BECOMING NO JOKE.

YOU SEE I'M BUSY DECORATING THROUGHOUT THE DAY JUST NOW .

COMMENTING LATE IN THE EVENINGS TOO ON YOUR BLOGS SO I DON'T KNOW HOW.

I AM FINDING THE ENERGY AFTER LOSING ALL THIS SLEEP ON THESE NIGHTS.

SHAKING AND MOVING MY BED NEVER STILL IT GIVES ME SUCH A FRIGHT.

SOME NIGHTS I CANNOT GET BACK TO SLEEP AND THE HOURS THEY ARE SO LONG.

MY DAUGHTER TELLS ME SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW I KEEP UP I MUST BE STRONG.

OH! WELL MAYBE ONE DAY I'LL FIND OUT WHAT THE VIBRATION IS.

IT'S THE ONLY QUESTION I CARN'T ANSWER IN MY WEEKLY QUIZ.

SO PLEASE IF YOU CAN THINK OF AN ANSWER COULD YOU PLEASE SAY WHAT THEY ARE.

DO YOU THINK SOMEONE WANTS ME OUT OF THIS HOUSE COS I'M NOT MOVING FAR.
OH NO I HAVE DONE MY MOVING GALS HERES WHERE I'M STAYING PUT.

COS I LOVE LIVING BACK IN THIS AREA AND KNOWONE WILL SHIFT MY BUTT.

ANYWAY I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD JUST ASK I HOPE YOU CAN HELP IF YOUV'E TIME.

I'LL CLOSE NOW AND LOVE AND LEAVE YOU ONCE MORE MOTHERHEN AND

"MY SIMPLE RHYMES.