"SECOND EPISODE"

WELL NOW ARN'T YOU LUCKY I'M HERE AGAIN TO TELL YOU OF EPISODE TWO.

MY BACK IS STILL SORE AND I KNOW YOU WILL GUESS MY BUTT TOO IS BLACK AND BLUE.

AFTER I WROTE MY POST ON MY FALLS I REMEMBERED TWAS TUEDAY NEXT MORN.

SO I HAD TO VENTURE IN WINTER CLOBBER AGAIN TO AVOID CRACK OF DAWN.

YOU SEE TUESDAYS MY WHEEELY COLLECTION DAY AND I HAD FORGOTTON ABOUT THIS.

AND ONE MUST BE UP BRIGHT AND EARLY FOR THEM OR YOU WILL CERTAINLY MISS.

THE COLLECTION AS THEY ARE HERE BY SIX AND I DON'T LIKE MINE OUT ALL NIGHT.

WELL HAVING THE FALL ON MONDAY I THOUGHT THAT I JUST MIGHT .

AS WELL PUT IT OUT MONDAY EVENING TIME THEN TUESDAY LIE IN FOR A CHANGE.

SO DRESSED LIKE A MOUNTAIN CLIMBER ONCE MORE WHO WAS READY FOR THE RANGE.

I TOOK TO THE DRIVE SO STEADILY PUSHING THE WHEELY BIN SLOW.

FORGETTING AS I APPROACHED THE END IT SLOAPS AND WHOOPS DID IT GO.

PULLING ME WITH IT SO FAST I WAS LEGLESS STRAIGHT DOWN THE DRIVE I WENT.

OVER THE PAVEMENT I COULDN'T STOP AND INTO THE ROAD I WAS SENT.

STILL HANGING ONTO THE WHEELY BIN THIS CONTRAPTION JUST DIDN'T WANT TO STOP.

TILL IT GOT TO THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD FRIENDS AND I WAS READY TO DROP.

A CAR COMING DOWN STOPPED INSTANTLY THE DRIVER ASKED ARE YOU OK.

AWWW GREAT I SAID " ALL SHUCK UP" LIKE ELVIS WELL WHAT MORE COULD I SAY..

HE ANSWERED I WAS COMING DOWN THE ROAD AND THE WHEELY BIN CAME INTO VEIW.

THEN CLOSER I GOT I COULD SEE YOU ATTATCHED TO IT THE ICE CAME TO MIND I JUST KNEW,

IT HAD PROBABLY PULLED YOU ALONG WITH IT ARE YOU SURE YOUR OK NOW KATH.

I WAS LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF AND HE DID TOO HE SAID GOOD JOB I STOPPED IN MY PATH.

THE NEIGHBOUR THEN HELPED HE REPLACED THE BIN AND WALKED ME BACK UP MY DRIVE.

TO MY BACK DOOR TO MAKE SURE I GOT THERE AS MY NERVES WERE SHAKING ALIVE.

OH SNOW!!! WILL YOU PLEASE GO AWAY NOW I THINK MOTHERHENS HAD ENOUGH.

YOU LOOK NICE ON POSTCARDS BUT I AM JUST SICK NOW OF TUMBLING AROUND I FEEL ROUGH.

IT WASN'T A CASE OF FORGET THE BIN UNTIL NEXT COLLECTION YOU SEE.

IT WAS BURSTING AT THE SEEMS FROM CHRISTMAS SO FULL JUST LIKE MOTHERHEN ME.

AFTER ALL THE STUFFING IV'E DONE THIS CHRISTMASTIME CHOCS AND ALL OF THE REST.

I COULDN'T HAVE LEFT IT ANOTHER TWO WEEKS THESE WHEELY BINS THEY ARE A PEST.

THERE FAR TOO HEAVY FOR PENSIONERS WHEN FULL AND I'M NOW GOING TO WRITE.

TO TELL THE COUNCIL THAT PENSIONERS BINS SHOULD BE PULLED OUT BY THERE MEN RIGHT.

WHEN YOU ARE OF A CERTAIN AGE THERE HEAVY AND VERY BULKY FOR ME.

I COULD HAVE GOT KNOCKED DOWN IF MY NEIGHBOUR HADN'T DRIVEN CARFULLY YOU SEE.

YOU KNOW WHAT THE YOUNG ONES ARE LIKE TODAY SPEEDING WHEREVER THEY GO.

I WOULD HAVE BEEN A GONNER FOR SURE COS MY WHEELY BIN WASN'T ON A GO SLOW.

SO NOW YOU HAVE IT MY FRIENDS AGAIN LETS HOPE THAT NEXT TIME I POST.

MY BRUISES HAVE GONE ALONG WITH THE SNOW AND I'LL BE OFF TO THE COAST.

I'M ALSO HAPPY TO SAY HAVE A LOOK AT MY HEADER ABOVE HE-HE-HE..

I HAD TO REMOVE IT ALTOGETHER THEN RE-INSTALL IT YES ME.

I'LL MAKE A TECHNICIAN ONE DAY FRIENDS IT TOOK SOME SORTING BUT NOW.

I'M A HAPPY MOTHERHEN AFTER LOTS OF READING I KNEW I'D GET THERE SOME HOW.

NEVER GIVE UP IS MY MOTTO IF AT FIRST MOTHERHEN DON'T SUCCEED.

THEN SHE TRIES AGAIN SHE'S PLENTY OF PACIENCE THAT IS ALL YOU NEED.

BEFORE I LEAVE I'M SHOWING THIS PICTURE OF ELDEST SONS GREAT SNOWMAN

YOU DON'T SEE MANY SNOWMEN ABOUT WHO ARE SUCH DEDICATED FANS. HE-HE.

SO TAKE CARE GOD BLESS AND TRY KEEP WARM UNTIL I AM BACK NEXT TIME .

HOPEFULLY FILLING MY GLASS IN THE SUNSHINE AND STILL HERE TO WRITE " SIMPLE RHYMES".